I couldn't stop myself... I had to post this. Every summer, and only once a summer, we race Clams. Our need for speed is not totally satisfied by this however, and we're considering branching out. Racing chickens, for fun and profit, perhaps? Or, like the Clam Race last summer, as a possible way to predict the outcome of elections??? I can see them now, lining up at the start: Step-HEN Harper; Tony Clem-HENt; Michael CHICKEN-natief; Osama Been Layin'... the possibilities are endless... Regardless, the Bobs are training hard!
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